Off-season moves got you down Cards fans? Jocketty and ownership starting to frustrate the crap out of you? Well fear not, because here are nine guaranteed reasons to smile next year (plus a personal memory or two for each one).
1. Albert Pujols. We still have the BEST player in baseball. Barry Bonds, A-Rod, Vladimir Guerrero, you can keep em. Give me Albert to start any franchise. The thing that always brings a smile to my face about Albert is how giddy he was after David Eckstein hit a grand slam in the bottom of the 9th to win a game against the Braves this past season. He was like a little kid, and I’m sorry, that’s how the game is SUPPOSED to be. You think Barry Bonds would have reacted like that? No way…Pujols plays the game because he LOVES it, not beacuse he’s getting paid 100 million dollars (that may be a secondary reason). The other memory I have about Albert is the 3 HR game in Chicago in 2004. Matty Mo put us in a 7-0 hole (I think it was 7-0, maybe 7-1) and then it was 8-2..and the Birds come back and win the game because Albert said, “Ok guys, get on my shoulders and ride me to victory, cause I’m not going to let us lose this game.” One of the best performances I’ve ever seen by any player. Enjoy watching Albert Pujols for the next 10 years Cards fans, because you won’t see another player like him in a Cards uniform for the rest of your lifetime.
2. Scott Rolen. Remember him? Our all-star 3B who was hurt all of last year is BACK next year, and even if he’s a fraction of himself, he’s STILL the best defensive third baseman in the game and STILL a guy who will come to the ballpark and bust his butt all 9 innings. The thing that brings a smile to my face about Scotty is Game 7 of the 2004 NLCS. I remember that the radio was about 4-5 seconds ahead of FOX’s telecast, and I couldn’t get myself away from the radio, so I knew before the rest of my family did that Scott had gone yard, and I just screamed at the top of my lungs and jumped up and down, and they all got upset at me because they weren’t listening, so I gave it away that he had done something good (that was a long sentence). The best part about that HR? No showboating, the way it oughta be. He did what he had done all year, put his head down and ran his butt off to get around those bases, when it was BY FAR the biggest HR he had ever hit (or probably ever will hit) as a pro. Scott Rolen is the consummate pro, and he’s a St. Louis Cardinal. Be proud to have him on your team Cards fans.
3. Jim Edmonds. Our “Mr. Show.” The best CF in the game (Cards fans that are depressed about this off-season, have you noticed the first three reasons to smile about have been the best player in the game, probably the best 3B in the game, and the best CF in the game? We still got a pretty good core.) His offensive production might be down a little, but no one questions his desire nor his defensive prowess. The thing that makes me smile about Jed is a game I was at in Cinncinati in 2003. He made two AMAZING catches in the OF that were just ridiculous, in the same game. One was to rob Ryan Freel of a HR and the other was to rob Adam Dunn of a HR, and he did them in the same game…the best performance I’ve ever seen (in person) by a defensive player. The other memory I have of Jim is the catch he made (also in Cinncinati) to rob another Red of a HR last year, and he was SO shocked that he caught it himself, that he held up his glove and just had this awesome expression on his face like “HOLY SH!T I just CAUGHT THAT!?” I didn’t even MENTION the game 6 HR in 2004 NLCS or the game 7 catch in 2004 NLCS, and those were the two obvious ones. Jim has givin us SO many great memories..be thankful he’s a Redbird (and stop trying to trade him Cards fans!)
4. David Eckstein. The guy a lot of Cards fans loved to hate last year (how many teams will it be in 3 years now for Mr. Renteria? And how much money does he make compared to our little Eck?) The little guy with the rag arm and the inconsistent bat gave us a LOT of memories in his first season with the Birds, but none more dramatic then the already mentioned grand slam to beat the Braves in the 9th. To see the look on those guys faces when Eck was coming in to touch home plate…priceless. We all remember that HR he hit in Game 3 of the NLDS right? In one of the worst hitters parks in the league no less…(O yeah, he also had fewer errors then that Renteria guy). The thing that makes me smile about Eck is going to a game and watching him warm-up, slowly backing up and doing everything he can to get that arm strength bigger and bigger. That, and the way he jumps up and down and swings those arms around right before a game is about to start. Find me a player in the majors who wouldn’t want Eck on their side, and I’ll find you a player that needs to have their head examined.
5. Yadier Molina. That smile alone should bring a smile to your face. Is this kid going to be fun to watch develop or WHAT!? I have a lot of memories about Yadi, but I’ll only share three (btw, I’m asking for a Molina jersey for Christmas this year…not a Pujols, not an Edmonds, not a Carpenter..but a Molina….he’s my favorite Cardinal folks). The vicious hit he took from Ty Wigginton in the 2004 season. Oh my god that was like a train wreck (visions of Ray Lankford and Darren Daulton came tumbling into my head). But the young kid held onto the ball, and he walked away unscathed. Second memory of him is standing up to Manny Ramierez in the 2004 World Series. No one knows what was said, but Yadi got right in his face and let him know whatever he was doing wasn’t appreciated. This was a rookie going up against MANNY! That takes balls, and guts, and I loved it. The other memory I’ll share is from a game I was at this past season. The first game against the Red Sox, where Matty Mo pitched a CG and the Birds won. It was so special to see Yadi come out and give Matt a big hug, because Matt needed that CG, and the Birds needed a little payback. The best part about Yadi? It’s yet to come.
6. Chris Carpenter. I didn’t forget about our resident Cy Young award winner. I just decided I’d do position players first and pitchers after. How about this guy signing the deal he did to stay a Cardinal thru 2008? Cards showed him loyalty by sticking with him thru his injuries, and Carp shows it right back by signing a VERY discounted deal to stay with them for a few more years..(a guy whose 49-50 career gets 11 mil in the market, what would the recent CYAW have gotten? Scary thought). My favorite memory of Carp is the game he pitched against the Blue Jays, where he faced the minimum and was, well, perfect. It was the night after Roy Halladay just blew the Cardinals away with his stuff, and the Cards needed a win. Carp came out and just flat DOMINATED the game, and it was by far his best performance of the year (and he had a LOT of good ones). And, for the record, I drafted Chris in everyone of my fantasy drafts before this season started, and in every draft room I said he was the sleeper pick for the Cy Young, and they all laughed at me. Laugh now boys! Mark it down, Carp stays healthy, he wins 20 again next year…that’s gotta make you smile
7. Mark Mulder. We’ll have him for one more season…at least (I hope we’re working on that extension). Some of you weren’t (and aren’t) happy with the trade we made to bring Mulder in, but he’s probably one of the top 2-3 #2 starters in baseball, so you really can’t argue that. Look no further then the 10 inning shutout he pitched against Houston early this year. The guy has terrific stuff, and he’s fun to watch. My favorite memory of Mulder is that 10 inning game in which he just made the Astros hitters look silly….that’s the way to be efficient and effective in a baseball game. My other memory of Mulder is opening day in St. Louis. I was at the game, and he didn’t have his best stuff, but he kept battling and the Cards ended up winning the game. Trust me Cards fans, Carp and Mulder make a terrific 1-2 punch, and they will again next year.
8. Jeff “Soup” Suppan. What’s NOT to love about this guy! Jeff Suppan’s word of the day on WB telecasts (always makes me laugh, no matter how much you hate Carpenter and Horton, that’s a funny segment). Jeff’s a warrior folks, and he’s the Cardinals Mr. Consistent. My favorite memory of Soup is when I took my parents up to a game in Milwaukee in 2004. Soup was pitching, and my mom pronounced his name brutally and asked if he was Asian. Now she always says his name the way she said it that first day she heard it. You show me a guy whose making 5 milion bucks whose as effective as Suppan is and I’ll pat you on the back…(a guy whose a veteran, rookies like Felix Hernandez don’t count cheaters). Anyone remember Game 7 of the NLCS in 04? The guy basically outpitched the greatest RHP of all time….warrior folks, he’s a warrior.
9. Jason Isringhausen. The 9th has ALWAYS been his, so, here he is at number 9. He scares the hell out of us, and makes us have the Pepto on hold at all times, but the guy (for the most part) just goes out there and closes the door. If you were to have a ranking of the best closers in the game, Izzy would have to be in the top 5-7 guys (sorry, but look at the numbers, he should be right there). My favorite memory of Izzy is the last out of the 2004 NLCS, when him and Albert embraced and it was finally official that we were NL champs. It’s easy to remember all of the blown saves, but no one talks about all the saves that Izzy has racked up in a Cardinals uniform. All you need to do is remember the 2003 debacle when Izzy got hurt and we had to live with replacements for the better part of 3-4 months..want to do that again? I sures hell don’t. Look at this way, if Izzy’s in the game that usually means we have a lead late, which HAS to put a smile on your face
There you go Cards fans, if those 9 guys who are guaranteed to be Cardinals next yeardon’t make you smile, I don’t know what will. So smile, it could be worse, we could be without any one of these 9 guys, which would, in my mind, make us a much weaker baseball team then what we are today.
–Jake